Thursday, October 30, 2003
dumbass stories
i was listening to star98.7 this morning and they were telling "dumbass stories". this one just really cracked me up!
a mom called in and described what happened with her kids: her 4-year old son was just obsessed with his pee-pee and was going around telling everyone (regardless of gender), "you have a pee-pee. you have a pee-pee." the 6-year old brother was getting annoyed by this and told the 4-year old, "look, boys have a penis. girls have a china."
a china! hahahaahah!!!
a mom called in and described what happened with her kids: her 4-year old son was just obsessed with his pee-pee and was going around telling everyone (regardless of gender), "you have a pee-pee. you have a pee-pee." the 6-year old brother was getting annoyed by this and told the 4-year old, "look, boys have a penis. girls have a china."
a china! hahahaahah!!!
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"To try is to risk failure. But risk must be taken because the
greatest hazard of life is to risk nothing. The person who risks
nothing does nothing, has nothing, is nothing. He may avoid
suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot learn, feel, change,
grow, live, and love."
~unknown
"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."
~ Abraham Lincoln
"live a life that others will remember years from now, NOT because it pointed to you but because of how it pointed to the One who made you."
~ Mark Hart, the Bible Geek
"we grow up learning to become self-reliant, but really we need to be God-reliant"
"we could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box"
"never wound hearts that love u, never give them the endless pain, because wounded hearts are like roses that never bloom"
"there comes a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has stopped loving us but because we have found out that they'd be happier if we'd let go"
