Tuesday, April 27, 2004
if my daughter did this....
Heartbroken Mom
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the bed. With
the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all
his piercing & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big
motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we
will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana
doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are
providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime,
we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better, he
deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care
of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my
desk drawer...I love you! -
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the bed. With
the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all
his piercing & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big
motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we
will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana
doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are
providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime,
we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better, he
deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care
of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my
desk drawer...I love you! -
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quotable quotes
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"To try is to risk failure. But risk must be taken because the
greatest hazard of life is to risk nothing. The person who risks
nothing does nothing, has nothing, is nothing. He may avoid
suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot learn, feel, change,
grow, live, and love."
~unknown
"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."
~ Abraham Lincoln
"live a life that others will remember years from now, NOT because it pointed to you but because of how it pointed to the One who made you."
~ Mark Hart, the Bible Geek
"we grow up learning to become self-reliant, but really we need to be God-reliant"
"we could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box"
"never wound hearts that love u, never give them the endless pain, because wounded hearts are like roses that never bloom"
"there comes a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has stopped loving us but because we have found out that they'd be happier if we'd let go"
